L-O-L "perverse" smiley face.

Yay! Yay! Yay!
2010 is here!

But sadly, it's still the "same shit, different day" story. Apart from having really cold fingers & already breaking one of my new year's resolution (the only one fyi) im quite chipper :) .

I have no clue as to who came up with the whole smiley face symbol, but I believe that this person is fucked up.
I mean just look at the bastard:

Does he ever stop smiling?! Gosh it's like the old perv has some dirty little secret that youre just dying to know. Never mind the fact that that same smile is the same smile plastered on all child molester faces when they see your kiddies running around on the playground. Yes that's right they lust for Billy when he licks the swing set to gross out the kids on the playground.
But I find that the usage of this ":)" is somewhat more creepy than using this ":-)."  I wonder why? Could it be that no human on this god-for-saking planet can smile from ear to ear like this queer does?
                                   
                                                       :)  or  :-)


I find them both a little "upsetting". The first one is like the weirdo who stares at you  for wwaaayyyy too long when youre out & scantily clad. It's like the smiley face for rapists, serial rapists-killers & hornbags/sleezebags. The second one, on the other hand is the "I wanna fuck your brains out" used by married men & women who secretly lust for the taste of new raw meat.
Right now I advise you to check up on your spouse, he or she may not be running late, but shacking up with the new intern at Best Western. Just relax & remember when the judge asks, you respond that it was a crime commited "in the heat of the moment."

 Of course all of my speculations are not based on fact, but I believe that there is some truth to them (whether or not you wanna admit it).

So the next time youre in an internet chatroom & someone uses ":)" tell them youre a Catholic priest ( ha ha. As if a Cath. priest would give up an oppotunity like that). Seriously back the shit away and be prepared to enter witness protection program if you respond.
And if someone uses ":-)" you can rest assured that you can always always blackmail them afterwards if they get too "clingy".

Happy New year....