Friday, December 18, 2009

Santa likes "ho ho ho" & a bottle of rum

So I deleted my older blog posts because I never really got around to learning how this site functions.
oh well.
Christmas is around the corner & like all the years ive been alive, i'm expecting no gifts. It was never a tradition of my family's to exchange gifts. Having the family together is the real gift (or so I suppose). This year is going to be the worst- hardly anyone in my entire family is talking to each other (but thats a different story for a different time). So no family dinner where your aunt drinks too much & starts stripping on the front lawn prompting a visit not from Santa, but from the cops.
Christmas- the most fricking wonderful time of the year. NOT.
My plan is to lie in my effin bed all day & watch those cheesy ass movies they like to plaster all over the TV during the holidays. Way to get me into the holiday mood, bastards.

Even this guy will have more fun than me:



Heck if he gets his last request he should be the happiest man on this God damn planet, even if it only lasts for an hour.

I even borrowed books from the public library to read and decided to email different organizations provoking an icy response from them and knit, yes knit sweaters for the poor homeless children in... I dunno... Chile or something. Ok so maybe that knitting sweater thing was a big old lie.
BLOW ME.

&&& I think thats all for now.

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