hellooooo California! wait a fricking minute? I dont even LIVE in Cali....Oh well.
I cant remember the last time I wrote a blog but who gives a shit right? I dont even know where to begin. Ahem ahem: I had five threesomes in the last 3 days. No im just kidding.
On a serious note, I think the world is finally coming to an end. Did you hear about snow- YES SNOW falling in Florida of all places?! I dont believe or entertain the ideas or theories that do not have any tangible proof to back it up. In other words I dont believe in that whole "the world's gonna end in 2012," thing. Personally, I think its a load of bullshit. I mean look what happened during 1999. We went around like raving lunatics shouting from treetops that God is going to return in 2000, and did he? To all the Bible thumpers, did the Big Man upstairs return to Earth? NO. I dont think so. So enough with this 2012 bullshit already.
On another note I saw the movie The Avatar it wasnt anything special just an "ok" movie.
thats all for now for there is no more
-adios!
Monday, January 11, 2010
Monday, January 4, 2010
L-O-L "perverse" smiley face.
Yay! Yay! Yay!
2010 is here!
But sadly, it's still the "same shit, different day" story. Apart from having really cold fingers & already breaking one of my new year's resolution (the only one fyi) im quite chipper :) .
I have no clue as to who came up with the whole smiley face symbol, but I believe that this person is fucked up.
I mean just look at the bastard:
Does he ever stop smiling?! Gosh it's like the old perv has some dirty little secret that youre just dying to know. Never mind the fact that that same smile is the same smile plastered on all child molester faces when they see your kiddies running around on the playground. Yes that's right they lust for Billy when he licks the swing set to gross out the kids on the playground.
But I find that the usage of this ":)" is somewhat more creepy than using this ":-)." I wonder why? Could it be that no human on this god-for-saking planet can smile from ear to ear like this queer does?
:) or :-)
I find them both a little "upsetting". The first one is like the weirdo who stares at you for wwaaayyyy too long when youre out & scantily clad. It's like the smiley face for rapists, serial rapists-killers & hornbags/sleezebags. The second one, on the other hand is the "I wanna fuck your brains out" used by married men & women who secretly lust for the taste of new raw meat.
Right now I advise you to check up on your spouse, he or she may not be running late, but shacking up with the new intern at Best Western. Just relax & remember when the judge asks, you respond that it was a crime commited "in the heat of the moment."
Of course all of my speculations are not based on fact, but I believe that there is some truth to them (whether or not you wanna admit it).
So the next time youre in an internet chatroom & someone uses ":)" tell them youre a Catholic priest ( ha ha. As if a Cath. priest would give up an oppotunity like that). Seriously back the shit away and be prepared to enter witness protection program if you respond.
And if someone uses ":-)" you can rest assured that you can always always blackmail them afterwards if they get too "clingy".
Happy New year....
2010 is here!
But sadly, it's still the "same shit, different day" story. Apart from having really cold fingers & already breaking one of my new year's resolution (the only one fyi) im quite chipper :) .
I have no clue as to who came up with the whole smiley face symbol, but I believe that this person is fucked up.
I mean just look at the bastard:
But I find that the usage of this ":)" is somewhat more creepy than using this ":-)." I wonder why? Could it be that no human on this god-for-saking planet can smile from ear to ear like this queer does?
:) or :-)
I find them both a little "upsetting". The first one is like the weirdo who stares at you for wwaaayyyy too long when youre out & scantily clad. It's like the smiley face for rapists, serial rapists-killers & hornbags/sleezebags. The second one, on the other hand is the "I wanna fuck your brains out" used by married men & women who secretly lust for the taste of new raw meat.
Right now I advise you to check up on your spouse, he or she may not be running late, but shacking up with the new intern at Best Western. Just relax & remember when the judge asks, you respond that it was a crime commited "in the heat of the moment."
Of course all of my speculations are not based on fact, but I believe that there is some truth to them (whether or not you wanna admit it).
So the next time youre in an internet chatroom & someone uses ":)" tell them youre a Catholic priest ( ha ha. As if a Cath. priest would give up an oppotunity like that). Seriously back the shit away and be prepared to enter witness protection program if you respond.
And if someone uses ":-)" you can rest assured that you can always always blackmail them afterwards if they get too "clingy".
Happy New year....
Thursday, December 24, 2009
I'm your pusher
I cant relate.
I cant see
I cant readily adapt
I really do miss my little tacos even though I lose sleep over them. It's Christmas Eve, a time where im pratically jumping out of my skin in anticipation of tomorrow (supposedly). At the current moment I can hardly stomach the fact that tomorrow is Christmas, the birth of Jesus Christ (even though evidence proves that Jesus was born in the spring). Oh well...
Trapped I am in a mind that thinks too much, and a mind & environment that leaves no room for deviation from the norm.
"Born alone, die alone..."
I'm really irked that im here sitting at home typing this fucking blog when I should be enjoying what's left of my reckless years. You see ive been poisoned, poisoned by the air in the environment that we dwell in.
"i'm toxicity in human form..."
The emptiness is closing in, almost as if it was trying to suffocate me. Try as I might to fight it, it engulfs me, swallowing me whole and I drown.
you see I have an addiction.
I acknowledge that I do indeed have one, but I am yet to give it up. This may sound kinda cheesy (well it is) but I think im going to make this my New Years resolution, to kick that dirty, unhealthy habit. My addiction is another story... I dont think I shall EVER reveal it to anyone, I shall carry it to my grave...
Maybe I should be one of those people who have a secret life that others have no clue of, but I do not want to be that someone.
"I wanna be me for a change..."
I cant see
I cant readily adapt
I really do miss my little tacos even though I lose sleep over them. It's Christmas Eve, a time where im pratically jumping out of my skin in anticipation of tomorrow (supposedly). At the current moment I can hardly stomach the fact that tomorrow is Christmas, the birth of Jesus Christ (even though evidence proves that Jesus was born in the spring). Oh well...
Trapped I am in a mind that thinks too much, and a mind & environment that leaves no room for deviation from the norm.
"Born alone, die alone..."
I'm really irked that im here sitting at home typing this fucking blog when I should be enjoying what's left of my reckless years. You see ive been poisoned, poisoned by the air in the environment that we dwell in.
"i'm toxicity in human form..."
The emptiness is closing in, almost as if it was trying to suffocate me. Try as I might to fight it, it engulfs me, swallowing me whole and I drown.
you see I have an addiction.
I acknowledge that I do indeed have one, but I am yet to give it up. This may sound kinda cheesy (well it is) but I think im going to make this my New Years resolution, to kick that dirty, unhealthy habit. My addiction is another story... I dont think I shall EVER reveal it to anyone, I shall carry it to my grave...
Maybe I should be one of those people who have a secret life that others have no clue of, but I do not want to be that someone.
"I wanna be me for a change..."
Friday, December 18, 2009
Santa likes "ho ho ho" & a bottle of rum
So I deleted my older blog posts because I never really got around to learning how this site functions.
oh well.
Christmas is around the corner & like all the years ive been alive, i'm expecting no gifts. It was never a tradition of my family's to exchange gifts. Having the family together is the real gift (or so I suppose). This year is going to be the worst- hardly anyone in my entire family is talking to each other (but thats a different story for a different time). So no family dinner where your aunt drinks too much & starts stripping on the front lawn prompting a visit not from Santa, but from the cops.
Christmas- the most fricking wonderful time of the year. NOT.
My plan is to lie in my effin bed all day & watch those cheesy ass movies they like to plaster all over the TV during the holidays. Way to get me into the holiday mood, bastards.
Even this guy will have more fun than me:
Heck if he gets his last request he should be the happiest man on this God damn planet, even if it only lasts for an hour.
I even borrowed books from the public library to read and decided to email different organizations provoking an icy response from them and knit, yes knit sweaters for the poor homeless children in... I dunno... Chile or something. Ok so maybe that knitting sweater thing was a big old lie.
BLOW ME.
&&& I think thats all for now.
oh well.
Christmas is around the corner & like all the years ive been alive, i'm expecting no gifts. It was never a tradition of my family's to exchange gifts. Having the family together is the real gift (or so I suppose). This year is going to be the worst- hardly anyone in my entire family is talking to each other (but thats a different story for a different time). So no family dinner where your aunt drinks too much & starts stripping on the front lawn prompting a visit not from Santa, but from the cops.
Christmas- the most fricking wonderful time of the year. NOT.
My plan is to lie in my effin bed all day & watch those cheesy ass movies they like to plaster all over the TV during the holidays. Way to get me into the holiday mood, bastards.
Even this guy will have more fun than me:
Heck if he gets his last request he should be the happiest man on this God damn planet, even if it only lasts for an hour.
I even borrowed books from the public library to read and decided to email different organizations provoking an icy response from them and knit, yes knit sweaters for the poor homeless children in... I dunno... Chile or something. Ok so maybe that knitting sweater thing was a big old lie.
BLOW ME.
&&& I think thats all for now.
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